圣诞节搞笑小品剧本（英语）
剧本：人物: narrator: it’s christmas time. b is rehearsing christmas songs in the yard for his school chorus. a---在睡觉, b---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.
场景: a在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
b: (clear his throat, starts singing) i wish you merry christmas , i wish you merry christmas, i wish you merry christmas and a happy new year. iwish…
a: (wakes up) what is that noise? (pretends to open the window)
b: what did you say? i can not hear you and sing at the same time?
a: i want to sleep. i don’t want any singing.
b: what did you say? you want more singing? i will find a friend.narrator:
b calls a friend c to join him.
b and c: jingle bellsjingle bellsjingle all the way! o what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh……
a: (shouts) i want you to stop singing! you are giving more!(go back to sleep)b: what did you say? you want more singing? we will find another friend.narrator:
so b and c call for another friend d.b and c and d: rudolph, the red-nosed reindeerhad a very shiny noseand if you ever saw ityou would even say it glows.all of the other reindeerused to laugh and call him namesthey never let poor rudolphplay in any reindeer games…..
a: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. i am tired. i can not take much more. (sleeps)
b: what did you say? you want much more singing? we will find many friends.narrator: so b and c and d found more friends to join them.b and c and d and a group of friends: here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus,right down santa claus lanevixen and blitzen and all his reindeerpullin' on the reinsbells are ringin', children singin'all is merry and bright….
a: (shouts and shakes two hands) stop! your singing is too loud!b: loud? yes, we can sing loud.narrator: so they sing very loud.all the children: o christmas tree, o christmas tree!how are thy leaves so verdant!o christmas tree, o christmas tree,how are thy leaves so verdant!not only in the summertime,but even in winter is thy prime.o christmas tree, o christmas tree,how are thy leaves so verdant!a: (shouts) please! i want to sleep! i wish that youwould all go away!
b: go away? why didn’t you say so in the first place?narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.all the children bow to the audience and leave thestage.a: (goes back to sleep)
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