英文的脑筋急转弯选集
英语脑筋急转弯
Questions:
1.With which hand do you write
你用哪只手写字
2.What must you do before you return a book to the liberary
把书还到图书馆里之前必须做什么
3.What should you do if you are faced with a hungry tiger
如果面对一头饥饿的老虎,你该怎么做
4.What makes more noise than a pig caught under a fence
比一头夹在篱笆下面的猪更吵的是什么
Keys:
1.Neither. I use a pen.
我不用手而是用笔写字.
2.Borrow the book from the liberary.
从图书馆借这本书.
3.Move to the next cage.
参观下面一个笼子.
4.TWO pigs.
两只猪
英语绕口令
1 We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
2 The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
3 Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”
4 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china。
去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
5 He never saw a saw saw a saw。
他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。
第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子",第三个saw是动词"锯"。
26 B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
7 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
8 I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
9 I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong。
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
英语笑话故事：A Soldier's Brilliant Idea
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decidedto go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.
When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.
Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.
由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。
然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。
又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。